Jun 7 2009 09:24 am
Hello Chris mate all my emails to you wont leave my computer.,Haven't seen you for ages,like when I saw you waiting in a 200ft queue trying top get into the Spar.I got in but haven't been back since.Bet you didn't get in and didn't get you money back.Just got back on Wednesday from Leipzig via Berlin,feel and look like Cow shit which has fallen on concrete.
feel so fucked that I am listening to the CDS which you have given me,makes me feel happy when I am depressed ,fucked and full of hate.Its the only thing that will do.The Video was fucking funny,laughed my socks off with all of it.
Bet my mails are going to be observed now .I fucking hate commies and other assorted left wing fascists,to the pigs a fascist is a fascist,and so it doesn't matter who they fucking serve as long as they are little stallins..Fucking Spunkers.
Give my love to Babs and get you arse to Crapby as there is an alternative scene with a couple of venues to go to.I dont often get into bed untill around 06.00
Lova and kissess,Monty sometimes.
Jun 26 2007 01:18 pm
Hello Looney, Hope your ok ? Cant wait to see you and badaxe at the Americana only 8 days to go! :-) See you soon Louis.
Jun 22 2007 06:05 am
Well I love singing with you guy's lol It's fun, love & Peace...Our aims r to make people laugh..& we're HARDER CORE THAN THE MACC LADS.....YEY!!! XXXXXXXX
Oct 2 2006 12:55 pm
Chris you are an awful bass player!!! mr elkington is far better oh and the drummer isnt bad either!!! a question i have been dying to ask is mr elkington gay?? as i have a strange attraction to brian may lookalikes!!
all my love freddie!! xx
Sep 10 2006 03:52 pm
I.ll smash your fucking face in.Liam.
Sep 10 2006 03:51 pm
Badaxe we saw your last gig.Your worse than us. The macc Ladds
Sep 9 2006 01:14 am
Hi Chris Just found your webpages,
forgot to write the link down @ Americana 06
John & Jenny (The Webbos)
http://webbos.co.uk
Sep 7 2006 01:19 am
Can a book you for a festival in Swedon Bjorn
Sep 6 2006 01:04 am
you diddent really do that to the road manager, did you?
Aug 19 2006 02:10 am
i came to your last gic you were a scream.paul
Aug 18 2006 07:55 pm
I am bringing a silver bucket for you to use.
Aug 18 2006 12:45 pm
Havent seen you since wembly show with Saxon 30 years ago.
Aug 18 2006 04:57 am
Hi Badaxe The Swansea crew here we will be at runner on Satertday.Cant wait you bunch of PERVERTS.
Aug 18 2006 01:15 am
Hes only got a small one ,Tracy Tempel
Aug 18 2006 01:14 am
You Cheeky Basturds .J Prescott
Jul 10 2006 03:55 am
Hello Loony, Just got back from the americana, you was fantastic as always you are the best !!! and badaxe is the best band apart from Travis my mum says lol. Hope you enjoy looking at my website www.louisgothic.piczo.com . See you next year only 362 days to go hahaha from Louis «©¿©» <(o¿o)>
Apr 27 2006 04:22 am
Helllo Chriss.many thanks for the CDS.I havnt stopped laughing alll bloody day and night.Best shit kicking music that I have heard in ages
Apr 15 2006 11:37 am
Brilliant night at the Vic on Thursday. Funny as f##k!
Tall twat (wearing his new badaxe t shirt)
Apr 13 2006 08:52 am
Mr Badaxe here Thanks to you all for comming to the Maze.Thats right you heard Mr Jackson say if i let him staple my bottom BADAXE can play rock city with Travis last Sunday in October.,See you tonite at the Vic Remember dont tell NITA .Love and peace Loony.
Apr 9 2006 03:49 am
Mr Badaxe nere It wiil be a special one tonite at Maze sunday.gene Pitney song and kate Moss Song and Blair Corrupt song .Be early i am on bed of nails with Jimmy the Nail before i go on with BADAXE .Love and Peace Loony.
Apr 9 2006 01:13 am
PS to last post
oops does that mean Im mental too
Apr 9 2006 01:12 am
hi badaxe and badaxe fans
looking forward to the Maze gig tonight
Apr 8 2006 02:00 pm
hi hope c.j passed on dvd of party its rubbish i threaten to show grandkids if they do,nt behave all the best see you at the americana chris b
Apr 7 2006 02:18 pm
Just found this site.Saw you many years ago at the Admiral Duncan in Nottm. Great show with Chris upsetting my mates girlfriend by putting his arse and pink rubber knob on her head. Highlights included the Cliff Richards' arsehole song (later Queen Mothers' arsehole) and the bass solo conga into Gatsby's gay bar.
Mar 22 2006 06:07 am
We were Badaxe Virgins untill last night at Foremans .We came up from London, i was the guy that had the 19 Trax of Utter Shit Albumn.I could not beleive what i saw So Fuuny and you really dont give a damn who you upset do you.What a Bagpipe solo.
Mar 19 2006 08:32 pm
Hello Mr Heath, Mr Jackson here in sunny florida, how the devil are you old chap? I hope you are keeping your bowels open and all that? We get back on sunday so I expect you'll be popping round to jacksonville for a very weak cuppa tea on Monday, unless you are too busy throwing people out of their houses?
What's the weather blike in old blighty? I see from this guest book you have those lanky twats fron scunthorpe giving you some gip, I think its the big 'burrito' man who is the instigator here, don't you?
Spent a nice evening with Travis & Dick both were mighty impressed with you as a compere, askede if you'd be with us in October for their next tour.. I told him of course you will be there ready willing and able...
Got to go, see you on monday all bein g welll... Jacko
Ps. Bev send her love to your better half (so do I).....
Mar 16 2006 01:05 pm
Ere...there's some bad grammar and truly atrocious spelling on this website. I do hope things will improve soon, it is making me quite upset.
Tall twat from Scunthorpe fan club.
Mar 12 2006 09:28 am
Hi Badaxe its steve from the Swansea Fan Club we are bringing a mini bus to the MAZE we have just dried our pants out from the last gig.
Feb 20 2006 12:41 am
sing the Dr Shipman Song at Foremans
Feb 18 2006 03:27 am
A Live album i cant wait will it be disgusting.
Feb 14 2006 10:31 am
Badaxe you dirty bunch of nutters see you at Foremans
Feb 14 2006 05:57 am
The Micheal Jackson song on saturday, outrageous,Seeyou at FOREMANS BAR.The Scunthorpe Fan Club.
Feb 14 2006 04:45 am
Badaxe you were fab on saturday were coming to the show in Wales
Feb 10 2006 12:42 pm
hello loony
Feb 6 2006 04:38 am
I want his babies.
Feb 4 2006 02:49 pm
Loony is my hero
Jan 21 2006 08:03 pm
A WHALE DIED ON A BARGE NOW THEIR LOOKING FOR A COFFIN THATS LARGE. A new Badaxe song .Love and peace LOONY.
Jan 19 2006 07:08 am
BaDAxe the KIN worse band in the world but my o my they sure are the funniast.
Jan 18 2006 02:21 pm
arghh! meester badaxe ow yer dooin? yoom one crazee mutha...keep rockin'...mustapha shite...
Jan 14 2006 07:50 pm
HELLO OUT THERE IN BADAXE LAND